Sunday, August 20, 2006

Welcome to the WTA chatroom - IX

Kuzzie:> I can't believe I lost!
Martina:> I can!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Safina:> YOU GON FACE THE SER... euhh i mean THE SAFINA SOON BEYATCH
Martina:> Bring it on, I beat you once
Safina:> I AINT EVEN PLAYED YO YET HO
Martina:> Umm, the Rome final? I won?
Safina:> OH YEAH, WELL THE SAFINA BE BACK HARDCORE!!!Administrator: USER "Safina" WITH IDENTICAL I.P. TO USER "SWILLIAMS"
Safina:> DAMN I BE DISCOVERED
Safina:> SERENA BE THE MYSTERY WILDCARD FINALIST
Safina:> I'M DISGUISING MYSELF AS SAFINA
Safina:> IT'S DAMN HOT UNDER THIS MASK WHEN PLAYIN AND ALL THIS WHITE MAKE-UP BE CLOGGIN MAH CHOCOLATE DELICOUS SKIN
Martina:> Why are you doing all this Serena?
Safina:> FO THA DRAMA, HO
Safina:> ON MATCH POINT AGAINST YOU IN THE FINAL, IM GON TAKE OFF MAH MASK, THE LIGHTS WILL BE DARKENED AND I ORDERED DRAMATIC MUSIC WITH A COMPLETE CHOIR SINGING FREAKY DEAKY SCARY MUSIC "
Martina:> Right Serena...
Safina:> THEN FIRE DANCERS GON COME OUT AND START PARADIN THEMSELVES AROUND THE COURT
Martina:> I think that's against WTA regulations
Safina:> SERENA GON DO WHAT SERENA GON DO

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