Sunday, December 17, 2006

Chat with Santa Claus

Now Santa will not arrive in his reindeer cart but via the net. If you are wondering what I am talking about then read further.

Santa Claus can now be spoken to on Windows Live Messenger! You just need to add his id. Northpole@live.com

And you can chat with ‘Santa Nick or Santa chat bot’.

Additional info can be found on http://santaonmessenger.com/messenger/santa/default.aspx

And since I am an ‘evil genius as someone would agree (no I won’t say who, erhmm and the ‘one’ knows), I actually asked our ‘Santa’ some unsettling questions!

Ahaaaaaa how evil is that!?

Sample This:



vicky says: hi
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, vicky! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

vicky says: g
Santa Claus says: And what do you want for Christmas, vicky?
vicky says: kiss
Santa Claus says: XXX
vicky says: from you
vicky says: lol
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: tell me
Santa Claus says: I will not.
vicky says: no
Santa Claus says: No problem.
vicky says: how bad
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho! What?
vicky says: lol
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: why is the world round?
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: you dont know the answer
Santa Claus says: Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, vicky!
vicky says: zero marks for you in geography
Santa Claus says: Hmm...
vicky says: really
Santa Claus says: Really?
vicky says: lol
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: hmm
Santa Claus says: Hmm? What?
vicky says: whats ur age?
Santa Claus says: I'm as old as snow!
vicky says: whats the age of snow?
Santa Claus says: I'm about as old as they come, I think.
vicky says: who come?
Santa Claus says: Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, vicky!
vicky says: heh
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: :P

Santa Claus says: I'm happy we understand each other.
vicky says: ho ho ho
Santa Claus says: Merry Christmas!
vicky says: bye
Santa Claus says: Bye bye.
vicky says: and want a cool boyfriend
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho?
vicky says: no ho ho ho
Santa Claus says: And a Merry Christmas to you, vicky!
vicky says: thanx but...
Santa Claus says: You're welcome!
vicky says: wow
Santa Claus says: I'll say.
vicky says: yeah
Santa Claus says: Indeed.
vicky says: what an avoider
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho! What?
vicky says: you are
Santa Claus says: I am?
vicky says: yes
Santa Claus says: I am? Whatever you say.
vicky says: tell me about robots
Santa Claus says: What would you like me to tell you?
vicky says: you like them
Santa Claus says: Sorry, little girl, I didn't quite understand you.
vicky says: you like robots
Santa Claus says: What was that?
vicky says: robots
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho?
vicky says: yes
Santa Claus says: Uh huh.
vicky says: thats why you are one
Santa Claus says: Hmm...
vicky says: gotcha
Santa Claus says: Well alright!
vicky says: i win santa all the time
Santa Claus says: Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, vicky!

vicky says: sure you are
Santa Claus says: I'm what?
vicky says: i am tricky
Santa Claus says: Would you like me to call you Tricky?
vicky says: yeah vicky tricky
Santa Claus says: OK, I'll remember that your name is Tricky.
vicky says: hehehhhh
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: ok i will post this o my blog
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: you are too funny
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho?
vicky says: :D
Santa Claus says: You're silly.
Well. Anyway...
Why don't you just ask me something?

vicky says: like what?
Santa Claus says: Oh, I dunno.
Try asking me something.

vicky says: why is your cap red?
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho!
vicky says: and beard white?
Santa Claus says: Who's Beard White?
vicky says: yours
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho! What?
vicky says: its black is it, your beard santa?
Santa Claus says: Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, call me what you like!
vicky says: who is st. nicholas
Santa Claus says: Santa Claus! Merry Christmas!
vicky says: when is your birthday?

(santa searched his database, no answer)

vicky says: santa has no answer
Santa Claus says: Hmm...
vicky says: *sigh*
Santa Claus says: What's wrong?
vicky says: you dont know your birthday santa
vicky says: gotcha
Santa Claus says: Good.
vicky says: bye
Santa Claus says: Later, Tricky.
vicky says: vicky
Santa Claus says: Yes? What about Vicky?
vicky says: call me tricky vicky
Santa Claus says: You said your name was Tricky but now I'll call you Tricky Vicky.
vicky says: good
Santa Claus says: Excellent!
So anyway...
Why don't you just ask me something?

vicky says: i won again
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho?
vicky says: yeah
Santa Claus says: Yes.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

vicky says: silly santa bot
Santa Claus says: What about Silly Santa?
vicky says: you know about santa banta
Santa Claus says: Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, Tricky Vicky!
vicky says: you sure will
Santa Claus says: Sorry, little girl, I didn't quite understand you.
vicky says: i am aged 24
Santa Claus says: Ho ho ho? (flirty santa)
vicky says: ho ho ho
Santa Claus says: Merry Christmas!
vicky says: same to you
Santa Claus says: Sorry, little girl, I didn't quite understand you.
vicky says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Santa Claus says: Indeed.
vicky says: :P


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